It was the highest rated NFL game of the season and the second highest in the last 14 years. Tom Brady and the New England Patriots against Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. Brady, the three-time Super Bowl Champ against Tebow, the guy who can't throw but who was 7-1 since taking over for the late (in Broncosville) Kyle Orton.
Yes, on this Sunday for awhile it looked like God was indeed comfy on his favorite cloud once again infusing his favorite football son with ungodly football prowess.
Tebow's nine-yard run (and missed two-point conversion, oops!) gave the Broncos a 6-0 lead. The Patriots came back to take a 7-6 lead on a 33-yard td to Chad Ochocinco but Lance Ball's 32 yard run regained the lead 13-7. Matt Prater's field goal stretched it to 16-7.
TV Preacher Gets Really Pissed Off
Evanagelist Pat Robertson had to be in heaven at this point especially after blowing his lid over a Saturday Night Live skit the night before. In the skit, Jesus appears in the Denver Broncos' locker room and asks Tebow to tone down the praise and pick up his game a little bit. Jesus then leaves saying, "Mormonism? All true. Every word. All right, peace."
But that damn devil was back working his evil as the Patriots regained the lead and then some with two touchdown's and a pair of field goals.
A Lucifer-inspired Danny Woodhead 10 yard run in the third made it 34-16. And he breathed Hooter's Three-Mile Island hot wings-fire letting BenJarvus Green-Ellis jam a one yard run right down the poor throats of the angelic Broncos closing it out at 41-23.
What Conclusions Can We Come Up With?
A whole bunch. At the top of the pile would be this one: Tom Brady is a thousand times better than Tim Tebow and the Patriots are ten times better than the Broncos. Nah, that's logical. Based on rational thought. No good. Hey, we could say God took the day off! After all Sunday is His day. Or maybe He was watching the Green Bay-Kansas City game and decided to give the poor Chiefs something to be happy about by helping interim coach Romeo Crennel get a win in his first game. Or even better yet, perhaps He tuned into the Indy - Tennessee game (assuming it wasn't blacked out in Heaven) and decided it was time to punish the Titans for firing former offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger shortly after he found out he had terminal cancer. Hmmm. Maybe it was simply just a case of Tim Tebow not going into his prayer stance enough during his win against the Bears the week before.
And Speaking Of This Prayer Stance
Imagine your at work and Julie, one cubicle over, pulls out pictures of her kids and insists on showing them to you every time she does something good. "Nice job on that Nurmlinger file Julie," bellows the boss. And you say to yourself, "Damn it here she comes again."
"Let me show you pictures of my kids Caleb, Jonah and Mary," says a proud and determined Julie.
I know what I would say to Julie. After being polite the first time, I'd say something like, "Julie, don't bother me. They're wonderful but leave me alone." Same thing with Tebow. You love God Tim? Great. I'm not paying $125 for a ticket on my day off to see you pray. I don't care what you believe. Just throw the damn ball. Hopefully to a guy on the other team.
Yes, on this Sunday for awhile it looked like God was indeed comfy on his favorite cloud once again infusing his favorite football son with ungodly football prowess.
Tebow's nine-yard run (and missed two-point conversion, oops!) gave the Broncos a 6-0 lead. The Patriots came back to take a 7-6 lead on a 33-yard td to Chad Ochocinco but Lance Ball's 32 yard run regained the lead 13-7. Matt Prater's field goal stretched it to 16-7. 
TV Preacher Gets Really Pissed OffEvanagelist Pat Robertson had to be in heaven at this point especially after blowing his lid over a Saturday Night Live skit the night before. In the skit, Jesus appears in the Denver Broncos' locker room and asks Tebow to tone down the praise and pick up his game a little bit. Jesus then leaves saying, "Mormonism? All true. Every word. All right, peace."
But that damn devil was back working his evil as the Patriots regained the lead and then some with two touchdown's and a pair of field goals. 
A Lucifer-inspired Danny Woodhead 10 yard run in the third made it 34-16. And he breathed Hooter's Three-Mile Island hot wings-fire letting BenJarvus Green-Ellis jam a one yard run right down the poor throats of the angelic Broncos closing it out at 41-23.What Conclusions Can We Come Up With?
A whole bunch. At the top of the pile would be this one: Tom Brady is a thousand times better than Tim Tebow and the Patriots are ten times better than the Broncos. Nah, that's logical. Based on rational thought. No good. Hey, we could say God took the day off! After all Sunday is His day. Or maybe He was watching the Green Bay-Kansas City game and decided to give the poor Chiefs something to be happy about by helping interim coach Romeo Crennel get a win in his first game. Or even better yet, perhaps He tuned into the Indy - Tennessee game (assuming it wasn't blacked out in Heaven) and decided it was time to punish the Titans for firing former offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger shortly after he found out he had terminal cancer. Hmmm. Maybe it was simply just a case of Tim Tebow not going into his prayer stance enough during his win against the Bears the week before.
And Speaking Of This Prayer Stance
Imagine your at work and Julie, one cubicle over, pulls out pictures of her kids and insists on showing them to you every time she does something good. "Nice job on that Nurmlinger file Julie," bellows the boss. And you say to yourself, "Damn it here she comes again."
"Let me show you pictures of my kids Caleb, Jonah and Mary," says a proud and determined Julie.
I know what I would say to Julie. After being polite the first time, I'd say something like, "Julie, don't bother me. They're wonderful but leave me alone." Same thing with Tebow. You love God Tim? Great. I'm not paying $125 for a ticket on my day off to see you pray. I don't care what you believe. Just throw the damn ball. Hopefully to a guy on the other team.
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